Do girls like the cynic?

Okay I'm a very cynical, sarcastic, arrogant, Grinch-like, mean spirited ***hole with a god-complex who also considers himself an intellectual. I write satire for my school newspaper, and I only talk to people who are willing to share ideas rather than talking about who slept with who, when does American Idol start, and how the teacher being so unfair by giving out F's to students who don't do the homework. I also don't bother with close-minded people who aren't willing to listen and have a debate because its basically like talking to a computer. I also spend my lunch breaks in the library and indirectly make fun of anyone who thinks I'm just that quiet, little naive kid who doesn't talk. So do girls like these kind of guys or should I change? Specifically do hot girls like these kind of guys or do they all think that these type of people are just plain uncomfortable to be around and just too nerdy for them?